How to behave in a closet?

Toilet - this is a very dangerous place. Many clinics have not taken to close the toilet door on a hook, as much as happened when a heart attack would reach the person at the wrong time. Rumor (and smoke without fire), that death caught on the toilet and the king of rock 'n' roll Elvis Presley, and classic poetry sortirnoy Barkov, and even the Catherine the Great. More recently, in the toilet of one of London hospitals died 36-year-old actress Christina Parodi, and her body was discovered only after 12 hours.

Thus, the rules:

Before you go to the toilet, think about whether you can go from there. One elderly resident of Vienna, fleeing from bullying teenagers jumped into a plastic booth outdoor toilet.

To its misfortune hooligans have turned down the cabin door and left. Bedolage had to lie in close and fragrant booth already 80 hours before he was able to be heard. And the heat, among other things, at this time reached 30 degrees.

Try to pay special attention to where it is a toilet in which you are going. Recently, two Germans from Frankfurt, in a drunken stupor to find the toilet climbed into the first plane, and were recovered from him in Moscow. The funny thing is that they fly something was not going anywhere. Irony of Fate.

While in the restroom on an airplane, first stand up to their homes, and only then click on the mechanism of water drainage. One citizen, carrying from Oslo to New York, did the opposite. A result of a powerful vacuum cleaning system sucked her sirloin part to the toilet and managed to free her only after landing.

And anyway, the plane listen carefully to the instructions stewardesses, otherwise you will not know where you can go to the toilet, and when not to. One U.S. citizen has ignored a direct instruction and went to the toilet for 25 minutes before landing. His actions are regarded as terrorist. Now he can only hope the dexterity of his lawyer, because the prosecution stipulates imprisonment of up to 20 years.

Be especially careful in a wooden outhouse. Romanian police under its own weight fell into a wooden booth, toilets, situated close to a favorite beer, because of which could not get a date with his fiancee. Moreover, the master bathroom has demanded from a loser to reimburse the cost of the destruction.

Do not pour acid into the cesspool, as did one of the residents of Ufa. Of hydrogen sulfide evolved from the reaction, within minutes killed a family of three.

Do not go to the bathroom with a loaded gun, do not be like the inhabitant of the city of Lake City, Florida. She accidentally dropped the gun into the toilet, from being hit by a pistol shot and shot the owner buttock.

You Do not Mess with the fire in the toilets, these jokes are stupid and indecent! One merry company in the Czech Republic as a joke poured toilet stall, in which at that time was one of the companions, gasoline, and burn. Alas, their friend did not understand jokes, and died of burns. Even throwing himself under a burning match into the pit toilet Nadvornaya too dangerous.

Keep track of your jaws. An elderly English lady dropped her jaw in a toilet bowl, and asked the water companies. After some time the reply was received, that the loss was found. However, among the twelve dentures found in the specified section of the sewer, the victim could not identify her.