How to behave on the road with the traffic police inspector?

It is not meet you?

Ordinary situation. You are going about their business, the cabin is quiet music, and suddenly - the traffic cop pointing gesture, which violates the peace for a time and requires quick response.

Each has its own experienced driver, worked out over time, methods of struggle with the inspectors, road service. This paper is more suitable for novice motorists, or if it simply, for Dummies. "

First meeting with the traffic police inspector for you can be comparable lived through the emotions of the wedding night. Hands, pulled out his driver's license, treacherously shaking, his face covered with unhealthy spots, tongue involuntarily braded. Are you ready to pay all cash, just to let you go.

Calm down. The inspector is also a man and to communicate with you, he already took a maximum of two minutes. Unless, of course, will not find a reason to pick on those moments and extend the fellowship for an indefinite period and the uncertainty is worth.

Put yourself in his place. He was dead tired from the constant stream of cars, he is forever poisoned by exhaust fumes from a large family and a small salary. Presented? And here you are, God forbid, an expensive foreign car, with a sign "teapot" on the rear window and the rooms are not in his region.

Yes, you are not yet broken. All documents are in order, the belt is fastened, the rate at the time of contact with the inspector does not exceed the rate of the Estonian contemplative pedestrian. And yet, you're already beginning to blame.

So, before you start talking to you, the inspector for a few seconds to assess the following parameters: type of car, district residence, gender, driver, his nationality, age, appearance. In general, determined by your ability to pay and steepness.

Then, these parameters relate to the internal parameters of the inspector. These are: the number of filled from the morning of protocols, availability of money already earned, requiring his wife to purchase the evening of baby coats and much more.

Thus, you have to unfasten the belt, and the inspector has already made a preliminary decision on the extent of your guilt, and the amount of the fine.

Your task - to change his decision in his favor. It's pretty difficult, but possible. The most important thing - to establish a quick visual contact with the inspector. You calmly let go of the glass (in any case does not come out of the car) and, holding a driver's license, be sure to hello. Consider the inspector's eyes and smile. Not only idiotic, obsequious grin and smile Belmondo from the movie "The Professional".

The Inspector has puzzled calm demeanor "teapot" and begins to question the original decision on punishment. But nonetheless it continues to escalate the situation and will now require insurance, inspection, fire extinguisher, and much more, he may require. Therefore, ahead of the events they say:

- Insurance is, passed inspection, first aid kit - Fest, a new fire extinguisher, driver sober.

If you - avtoledi, add to the rank of inspector a couple of steps. Yet no one lieutenant was not offended when his beautiful lady named captain or major. If you do not understand the title - use a combination of "Comrade Colonel."

Nevertheless, the inspector is not far behind and needs to open the trunk. It's time to show sympathy for his hard work, calling all the other driver’s moron, rushing to clear and only they invented, the rules. If you planned ahead of any holiday, be sure to congratulate. A good idea to tell a fresh anecdote, such as: new Russian overtakes rink or beats Mercy. "

99 percent of what you let go with peace. But! Inspectors found "unfrozen" at all. On such shall be subject only money.

Furthermore, the Council shall terminate, because the text leaves the legal field, and write an article "How to bribe traffic police inspector," the author has not intended.